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October 23 2017

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down-to-venus:

Can we show some love to Raya Sunshine?

“ocelot, we’ve captured naked snake and–what the hell happened to your face”

“i was kicked by a motorcycle”

“you mean you were kicked by a person on a motorcycle”

“no, i literally mean i was kicked by a motorcycle. let’s not talk about it”

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inkxlenses:

Paolo Sebastian Fall/Winter 2017-2018 Couture Collection

in case anyone thinks that post was exaggerating about “tactical lingerie,” go look up big boss’ outfit from MGSV and get back to me

Things that are canon in the Metal Gear universe

barfy:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

  • Big Boss employed a man whose sole claim to fame was that he was able to run. Said man also was incapable of jumping since he runs into claymore mines you place on the floor
  • A man named “Hot Coldman” was a high ranking government official
  • There are several mechs that spoke like Vocaloids and sang while attacking
  • An astronaut died, was possessed by a pyrokinetic demon, and was able to continue living as a zombie by sheer force of will
  • A man had his arm cut off and then replaced it with the arm of his boss, whose ghost then briefly possessed him. Maybe.
  • Two United States politicians attempted to use Metal Gears to restore America to greatness. Both men were killed by the same man with a katana
  • Nanomachines are pretty much the explanation for everything
  • There was a guy who could control bees
  • Big Boss discovered the tsuchinoko
  • big boss and kazuhira miller invented doritos, mountain dew, and axe body spray. kazuhira miller may or may not have invented mcdonalds
  • eva kicked ocelot in the face with a motorcycle. not ‘rode up to him and kicked him’, not ‘ran him over with a motorcycle’. she kicked him, in the face, using the motorcycle, as her foot 
  • the first thing otacon did upon meeting solid snake was cry, pee his pants, and talk about anime, and they still wound up raising a child together. a success story
  • a flaming whale ghost ate a helicopter and no one cared
  • big boss’s dick is huge and it’s because of nuclear radiation
  • solid snake never noticed nor questioned that the president of the united states of america has his exact same face
  • tactical wedges. tactical stilettos. tactical lingerie.
  • there is a bandana that instantly gives the wearer infinite ammo in their gun, in real life, no one questions this even once
  • the president of the united states of america grabbed raiden’s dick

hail octomary, full of legs. the tide is with thee. blessed art thou among cephalopods, and blessed is the fruit of thy egg, octojesus

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incompatibletype:

has anyone actually observed a “safe space” the way right-wingers think it exists? the only way i’ve ever seen it used is like, a safe space for people of a particular marginalized group to discuss issues pertinent to that group without people who don’t experience that particular kind of marginalization offering their uninformed opinion every two seconds

like it’s not that they need to be “safe” from differing opinions because otherwise they might be upset, it’s that your opinion is literally of no value compared to that of someone who has actually experienced this problem firsthand and they’ve probably heard it 300 times before

has anyone actually observed a “safe space” the way right-wingers think it exists? the only way i’ve ever seen it used is like, a safe space for people of a particular marginalized group to discuss issues pertinent to that group without people who don’t experience that particular kind of marginalization offering their uninformed opinion every two seconds

October 22 2017

idk why i think stephen hawking would be the one to know about interdimensional travel. if anything kip thorne is probably the one working on a way to warp us all into a timeline where the last two years never happened

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turnipfritters:

adult baby play is republican culture now

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

bitterfuckinglesbian:

comcastkills:

worse discourse of the year:

- not liking ‘soft boys’ is problematic

- people shouldn’t go out of their way to respect children if they hate them

- ace discourse, still around somehow

- criticizing buzzfeed artists for making low effort comics is problematic

- its ableist to expect ppl to be polite to service workers

jimjambaroo59:

tsundereforcoffee:

captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

Can I get a uhhh… depression sauce

October 21 2017

hyrude:

hyrude:

how come nobody talks about liquid and gaseous snake? why must the ugly brothers be dismissed B’(

ive just been informed that this isnt a joke post and “liquid snake” is, in fact, a real character. im here to say w

whta the fuck

charlie had the super soft russian blue double coat with the silvery-blue color, and most of the russian blue body shape, but his back legs were a little short and his ears were a little small to be a real russian blue. we were never sure if he was actually a purebred, probably not, but he was a gorgeous cat

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dudeholdmybeer:

luxtempestas:

the posture of a man

he wears. a t shirt

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nessamiibo:

datarep:

Combined faces of top 1800 MLB players

there he is

joe baseball

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