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June 26 2017

incompatibletype:

i’ve had tumblr safe mode on as a test for the past few days and so far it has blocked:

  • an imageset of pride flag edits
  • an imageset of cute dogs
  • a picture of a man on a train, fully clothed, doing nothing inappropriate. although he was wearing board shorts. maybe men’s knees are too disturbing for the tumblr kiddies, or something
  • a shoulders-up portrait of a woman, again doing nothing inappropriate

you know what it hasn’t blocked? several posts with obviously nsfw text in them

also blocked today have been:

  • a comic with tips for if you get lost or hurt in the wilderness
  • a picture of a mother bird feeding berries to a baby bird
  • a picture of a vintage “my little pony” toy

meanwhile another porn blog followed me

braceletnumbertwo:

joltick:

andrewsadrian:

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

i love this post because my dad literally got his law degree by accident?? he was the first person in his family to go to college and he didn’t understand how majors worked (he thought that it was just like.. if you take a lot of math classes you’re a math major and that it was just a figure of speech) so when it was time for him to declare his he realized he hadn’t actually been working towards any major in particular.

so he went through and looked at the required classes for every major offered at his college to see if the classes he had taken matched with anything, and lo and behold he found a pre-law degree.  and he thought, “well ok, i guess being a lawyer doesn’t sound too bad.”  and that’s how my dad became a lawyer.

is your dad phoenix wright

all i really need is more than one friend, but people like me don’t get to have friends plural, so i’m looking for someone who will allow me to pay for the privilege of crying in their office

it’s not going well, so far i’ve hung up on one person because i panicked when she answered the phone and the other didn’t have time in her schedule but told me to call back in a month if i hadn’t found anyone by then, like i have the patience to call every therapist in the greater metro area and be told “sorry, there’s no room for you here either, but you should be used to being excluded from things by now so i’m sure you won’t take it personally” for a month straight

i’ve had tumblr safe mode on as a test for the past few days and so far it has blocked:

  • an imageset of pride flag edits
  • an imageset of cute dogs
  • a picture of a man on a train, fully clothed, doing nothing inappropriate. although he was wearing board shorts. maybe men’s knees are too disturbing for the tumblr kiddies, or something
  • a shoulders-up portrait of a woman, again doing nothing inappropriate

you know what it hasn’t blocked? several posts with obviously nsfw text in them

Why you joined Tumblr

macrolit:

Reblog this and say in three words or less what led you to join Tumblr.

i really really really wanna cut, but i don’t know where to buy razors around here and also cutting is bad probably

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June 25 2017

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faroplague:

faroplague:

here comes that special boy!!

a friendly reminder

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

(source)

Happy Fleek Day. Please remember Kayla Lewis’ phrase was used without her profiting at all, and she STILL has a GoFundMe for her cosmetic and hair line that is far from its goal: https://www.gofundme.com/peaches-cosmetic-hair-line

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twitterlesschlo:

Danielle is smart. Danielle loves herself. Be like Danielle.

fidefortitude:

slumbermancer:

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

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fairygodrobot:

itcameuponamidnightqueer:

itcameuponamidnightqueer:

improvising is always funny, right

I’m really glad this took off because my dad almost peed his pants at dinner

WHY are we still calling it fathers day when we can be calling it DADUATION

2srooky:

softwedge:

isn’t it weird how literally nothing has endured from the twilight fandom? like it was such a huge thing and then it just fell off the face of the planet. i can’t remember the last time i saw anything about twilight, and i can’t think of anything in terms of fandom culture that survived from it. weird. 

my best friend left her team jacob shirt at my family’s house almost a decade ago and i stumbled upon it very recently and i had to sit on my floor and hold it in my hands like i was trying to unlock some hidden part of my past located in a screenprinted hot topic tee shirt

nemesismess:

nemesismess:

nemesismess:

why do people like boobs anyways??

June 24 2017

nekogorogoro:

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

incompatibletype:

you know the first mlp:fim episode with discord where they all end up being drained of color because they’ve lost their element of harmony or something (i am extremely anemic and confused, forgive me)

that’s how i feel the first day of my period

even my lesbian cutie mark is fading

you know the first mlp:fim episode with discord where they all end up being drained of color because they’ve lost their element of harmony or something (i am extremely anemic and confused, forgive me)

that’s how i feel the first day of my period

don’t give me a wake though. i don’t want anybody doing creepy shit to my dead body, dressing it up nicer than i ever looked in life, putting it on display in an expensive casket that’s gonna go in the literal ground in two hours, and letting everyone mill around to gawk at my corpse. just cremate me and put the ashes wherever

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hobbit-feels:

everyonehatesstrudel:

so like I’ve seen quite a few anti-millennial sentiments published in major newspapers but this has to be the strangest one

Newsflash:  neither have most Gen Xers or Boomers who managed to dodge the draft. 

being exclusively attracted to women has been hard for me to figure out because like…

i’m not actually attracted to boys that exist. as a teenager i was attracted to certain male celebrities and fictional characters, but boys that i’ve actually met… i tried to force stuff with them but everyone could tell it wasn’t really working. growing up i had nothing to compare my crushes on girls to, and since it’s common for straight people to reduce nearly all close relationships between women to “gal pals” i didn’t know that those were crushes. i knew i wanted to kiss and cuddle with her, but i also knew i couldn’t be gay because… i just couldn’t (thanks, internalized homophobia), so i must just want to do those things because we were really really good friends. it wasn’t until i had a really close female friend that i wasn’t romantically attracted to that i realized that’s not what friendship feels like for me

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